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staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 

I'll try to give solid answers.
 1) Sexuality?   2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?   3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.   4) What do you think about most?   5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?   6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?   7) What's your strangest talent?   8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)   9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?   10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?   11) Do you have any strange phobias?   12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?   13) What's your religion?   14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?   15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?   16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?   17) What was the last lie you told?   18) Do you believe in karma?   19) What does your URL mean?   20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?   21) Who is your celebrity crush?   22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?   23) How do you vent your anger?   24) Do you have a collection of anything?   25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?   26) Are you happy with the person you've become?   27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?   28) What's your biggest "what if"?   29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?   30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.   31) Smell the air. What do you smell?   32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?   33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?   34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?   35) To you, what is the meaning of life?   36) Define Art.   37) Do you believe in luck?   38) What's the weather like right now?   39) What time is it?   40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?   41) What was the last book you read?   42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?   43) Do you have any nicknames?   44) What was the last movie you saw?   45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?   46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?   47) Do you have any obsessions right now?   48) What's your sexual orientation?   49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?   50) Do you believe in magic?   51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?   52) What is your astrological sign?   53) Do you save money or spend it?   54) What's the last thing you purchased?   55) Love or lust?   56) In a relationship?   57) How many relationships have you had?   58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?   59) Where were you yesterday?   60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?   61) Are you wearing socks right now?   62) What's your favorite animal?   63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?   64) Where is your best friend?   65) Spit or swallow?(;   66) What is your heritage?   67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?   68) What do you think is Satan's last name?   69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?   70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?   71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?   72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?   73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.   74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?   75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?   76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?   77) How can I win your heart?   78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?   79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?   80) What size shoes do you wear?   81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?   82) What is your favorite word?   83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.   84) What is a saying you say a lot?   85) What's the last song you listened to?   86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?   87) What is your current desktop picture?   88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?   89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?   90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?   91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?   92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?   93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?   94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?   95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?   96) Do you have any relatives in jail?   97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?   98) Ever been on a plane?   99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?<p>do it i am bored</p>
"This is the rape joke: a boy in my class sitting on girls and touching their butts, and laughing when they tell him to fuck off. The joke is that my male gym teacher just laughed and told the girls to calm down because he’s just playing.
This is the rape joke: a teacher stood up in assembly and told the school that they had to stop with the rape jokes because they were offensive. The kids replied saying that ‘this is a safe environment where we’re supposed to be able to talk about anything, right?’ The joke is that the teachers agreed.
This is the rape joke: no one was stopping the boys who were having fun assaulting girls, so the younger boys started to copy them. The joke is that people just laughed and said they were being cute.
This is the rape joke: I went to the principle and told him that this was getting out of hand and he had to do something. The joke is that he told me that they’re just being boys, and boys are dumb so I should just ignore it. His female assistant agreed.
This is the rape joke: I was 13 years old when I was raped. A flat-chested 13 year old who was wearing baggy jeans and a sweatshirt. The joke is that the boy who was forced to watch got more sympathy than I did.
The rape joke is that RAPE IS CONSIDERED A JOKE. The joke is that IT’S NOT FUNNY."