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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

"How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?"
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Ruby Wax 

Reblogging the SHIT out of this.

(via livelifebyliving)


waitress:  i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress:  sir please stop cyring

fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now